“You can have it fast, cheap, or good; pick two,” says the old adage. When it comes to the NBN however, we are increasingly looking at a situation where we get to pick none. The long awaited strategic review has been released by NBNCo, leading to an incredibly disheartening press conference by Malcolm Turnbull. The results of the strategic review announced that not only will the Coalition’s plan cost almost as much as the originally announced NBN plan, it will also miss its targets by a wide margin and perhaps most worryingly not even cover the entire nation.